WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MIDGETS?
Richie- I find myself strangely attracted to them.

HOW IS THE FASHION CAREER GOING FOR RITCHIE?
Richie- Please, leave the "t" out of my name. Thank you. I'm considered one of the top five male models in the world.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR MUSIC, IF YOU HAD TO?
Richie- Hairy.

WHAT PROMPTED YOU TO GO VEGAN?
Richie- I love animals. I saw footage of cows and lambs being slaughtered as a teenager and cried.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHAT SXE HAS BECOME?
Richie- I don't really think about sXe.

MANY ACCUSE YOU OF TRYING TO CASH IN ON THE RETRO GLAM-METAL MOVEMENT AS IT GAINS POPULARITY, ANY COMMENTS?
Richie- What is the "retro glam-metal movement"? I just want to sound like Hootie.

WHAT 6 RECORDS ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO OWN?
Richie- Four Village People and two Donna Summers albums.

WHO IS FASTER THE FLASH OR SUPERMAN?
Richie- Superman is the most everything.

REVERSE INTERVIEW!!! GIVE QUESTIONS FOR THESE ANSWERS.
IT IS SORTA LONG AND BLACK, YOU CAN TWIST IT AND STUFF, BUT IT IS USELESS REALLY UNLESS IT IS ATTACHED.
Richie- What is Alien's umbilical cord.

I'D HAVE TO SAY THE SECOND ONE. HE STOPPED BEING SUCH A WIMPY EMO KID AND TOUGHENED UP.
Richie- Who is Vanilla Ice?

TOUGH GUY HARDCORE, WITHOUT A DOUBT. WELL, PERHAPS DEATH METAL, BUT I REALLY WOULD DOUBT THAT.
Richie- What kind of music does Steven Segal listen to?

OK, NORMAL AGAIN!
SO IS ORAL SEX VEGAN IF YOU SWALLOW?
Richie- Maybe.

WHAT WAS YOUR WORST SHOW OF ALL TIME?
Richie- Limelight, NYC 1991.

WHAT TYPE OF NON-DAIRY MILK IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Richie- Edensoy vanilla by itself, Rice Dream on cereal.

BOXERS OR BRIEFS AND WHY?
Richie- Neither. I'm naughty.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT INSPIRING PEOPLE TO GO VEGAN? TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY OR ALL IN A DAY'S WORK?
Richie- Live as best as you can, and others will follow your example.

WHO WAS THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE GUMBY SHOW?
Richie- Pokey.

ANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE LIFE AND TIMES OF PEE WEE HERMAN (PAUL REUBENS)?
Richie- I worship the man. He was robbed of a career by puritanical, fascist, Christian Amerikkka.

WHAT DO YOU WANT DONE WITH YOUR BODY WHEN YOU PERISH?
Richie- I want to be nibbled by little fishies.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT KIDS REQUESTING UNDERDOG, BOLD, ETC SONGS AT YOUR SHOWS? ANY CHANCE THEY WILL EVER BE PLAYED OR ARE THEY WASTING THEIR TIME AS WELL AS YOURS?
Richie- I used to laugh. Now I get just mildly annoyed. It will never happen.

THANKS RICHIE AND THE REST O' DA BAND