this here interview thingie was done over email with the band Sticker. they are from NJ, play some fine pop punk music and are hella nice people. support em yo!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CLEAR BAND-AIDS, A COP OUT OR A GREAT INVENTION?
Sticker- We think they are a great invention. Only if they keep that black outline on your arm when you take it off.

OK, SO WHERE DID THE NAME COME FROM?
Sticker- u nosey b@tch where did you get your name from, you commie ass.

TOILET PAPER- OVER OR UNDER THE ROLL AND WHY?
Sticker- what is dis toilet paper you speak of.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU THREW UP AND WHAT CAUSED IT?
jack -last summer or so i drank 2 cases of beer and then threw up. then i threw up thinking about the throw up.
Bill - 3 weeks ago at the dentist office. She touch my tongue on the throw up spot.
dave- f@ck you b@tch i'm on the rag I don't want to deal with your sh@t.
jeremy- well i saw this midget, rubbing his @sshole on a tree branch, but it didn't make me throw up.
Sticker- you are going to have to wait until the book cums out.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE CURRENT STATE OF PUNK ROCK AND ITS COMMODIFICATION?
Sticker- F@CK PUNK ROCK

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ROOT BEER?
jack's favorite root beer is the beer without the root.
bill- A&W
dave- root beer's for commies sh@t head

WHAT HAVE BEEN YOUR BEST SHOWS?
Sticker- We've never had one

ANY COOL BANDS TO PLUG?
Sticker- Bigwig, Heft, Pennywise, Less than Jake, The late great my five dads, fish, and hootie.

ASK ME 3 QUESTIONS AND I'LL ANSWER EM!
ooo, they skipped this... oh well.

REVERSE INTERVIEW!! GIVE QUESTIONS FOR THESE ANSWERS:

IT JUST KINDA ROLLS AROUND ON MY DESK, IT DOESN'T DO MUCH ELSE REALLY, BUT WHAT MORE CAN YOU EXPECT IT TO DO I GUESS...
Sticker- What can you do with your magical testicle?

I USUALLY KEEP IT IN A BAG, BUT SOMETIMES I TAKE IT OUT AND SHOW IT TO PEOPLE OR JUST PLAY WITH IT. MAYBE BRING IT TO THE MALL OR SOMETHING, YA KNOW?
Sticker- Where do you keep your rubber vagina?

I'LL HAVE TO SAY "A POTATO" FOR THAT ONE. ALTHOUGH A RUTABEGA COMES IN A VERY CLOSE THIRD PLACE. YEH.
Jack says what is the strangest thing you have ever stuck up your @ss?

OK, BACK TO NORMAL!!

WHAT ARE YOUR 3 LEAST FAVORITE RECORDS THAT YOU OWN?
jack-- peter gabriel, sticker all fun and gamz, sticker in it for the money.

WHAT DOES YOUR MOM THINK OF YOU?
OOPS, THEY SKIPPED THIS TOO...

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PEZ DISPENSER AND WHY?
jack -a broken one.
bill - the hulk

WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR STICKER?
Sticker- we don't know only time can tell.

ANY FINAL PARTING WORDS OF WISDOM?
Sticker- you build one bridge, they don't call you a bridge builder. You build one house they don't call you a house builder. you build one fence, they don't call you a fence builder but you F@CK one goat and...........